Pepe the King PrawnEdit
Pepe the King Prawn, whose full name is Pepino Rodrigo Serano Gonzales, started life in Madrid, Spain. He worked as a chef, before moving to Hollywood and following his true calling in show business. In a TVGuide.com chat in 1999, he remarked, "There were one too many close calls in the kitchen. I was mistaken for an appetizer, okay." The four-armed Pepe is very proud of being a king prawn, and takes great offense if anyone refers to him as a shrimp ("I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?"). He speaks with a heavy Spanish accent, often punctuating his sentences with "...okay?" Puppeteer Bill Barretta, who created the character, based the accent on his wife's aunt, who is known in the family as "Maria Teresa Okay". Due to his sometimes impenetrable accent, Pepe calls the Muppets "Muffins" or "Muppens", and he regularly calls Kermit "Kermin", Fozzie Bear "Fotzie" and Rizzo "Ritzo". He also referred to Scooter as "Scooper" in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. Pepe is in love with Hollywood, and expects he will earn several Oscar nominations (for good looks, acting and choreography. And foley.). His influences include Dick van Dyke, Marlon Brando, Ruth Buzzi, Topo Gigio, and Mighty Mouse. He has also referred to Ricky Martin on at least two separate occasions. In his TVGuide.com chat, he challenged the pop star to a sing-off, and in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, he was invited to shake his "bon bons" at Ricky Martin's South Beach Christmas party.
The Prawn TigerEdit
Though the Retardus Prawnus Tthumb|link=igerus is technically not a prawn, the prawn tiger is a mythical creature that is common among the mythology of the mentally challenged. The prawn tiger resides in its natural habitat of a shed. Prawn tigers are incredibly rare as though they have the head of a prawn, they will still try to bite their enemies and often get concussed and then will often die. They can also not swim but many a prawn tiger has drowned while attempting this feat.
The Big PrawnEditLocated in the southern entrance to Ballina in northern New South Wales, Australia, this mysterious structure has existed before humanity inhabited the Earth. Nobody knows what it is, where it came from, or why it's here. It simply is. Some prawn biologists and alien theorists suggest this structure could be a message from the Prawninator, or is a symbol of an alien race which happens to look exactly like prawns, or the most simple explanation that regular prawns from Earth managed to create the Big Prawn before humanity arrived. The sad fact is we do not know the answers, and may never in the future.
Fun fact: A structure much similar to the The Big Prawn is The Giant Shrimp in the Australian Outback. Featured in the world-proclaimed Looney Tunes classic, "Taz-Mania".
Osama Bin PrawnEdit
Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Prawn was the founder of the jihadist organization Prawn Qaeda, responsible for the September 11 attacks on the United States and numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets. He was also a member of the wealthy Saudi bin Prawn family.Bin Prawn was on the American Federal Bureau of Investigation's lists of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives and Most Wanted Terrorists for his involvement in the 1998 US embassy bombings. From 2001 to 2011, bin Prawn and his organization of prawns had been major targets of the War on Seafood.
On May 1, 2011, U.S. President Barack Obama ordered a raid of bin Laden's suspected location in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The operation was successfully carried out by United States Navy SEALs, with intelligence support from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). During the 40 minute raid, bin Prawn was shot in the head by the SEALs, the wounds of which were fatal. The SEALs commenced with intelligence searches of the building after which his tail was taken in to custody. Genetic testing and seafood recognition were performed to positively identify bin Prawn and his tail was deposited into the sea for burial less than 24 hours after death. Confusion as to the official date/time of bin Laden's death has been due to geographic time differences. His death was announced in the United States very late in the evening of May 1, 2011 local time, but the geographic location of his death, Pakistan, may support the actual date of death as May 2, 2011.
Harry PrawnterEditHarry Prawnter is a fictional character, who nevertheless fought in the Prawn Wars. He strongly believes that he is a wizarprawn, however this is because of a severe physical disorder that he has; his tail is shaped like a wand. This disability is due to Prawnobyl being his home town, and the impacts of radiation in that area. Harry Prawnter can be distinguished from other prawns by his obsession with the word muggle, which from his point of view means: 'anyone that is not me', and from anyone elses point of view: 'mindless gibberish'. He does not believe in prawnism but instead believes in Dumbprawndoor, a door made of stainless prawns.
The Prawn Chunder of Newcastle Upon Tyne.Edit
Although not a real prawn, the amazing prawn dedicated dance move has taken the Geordie Shore by storm. When Prawn Chunder was first scouted by the mighty NULHC, little did they know the 'praw' talent they were about to witness.
Prawn Chunder, now also an avid beleiver in Prawnism, dedicates her existence to spreading the true prawn theology, sprit and love. Straight from the prawn's mouth; "I want to make it a national religion then a worlwide phenomenon!"
Originating from a small Yorkshire town, she dreamed a dream to spread her pleopods (also called swimmerets)ith her moves like Jagger, this was no longer a dance, it was now a way of life. Before we know it, the likes of Prawn Kingston, Prawni Minaj and Prawn Rida will all be seeking advice from the Prawnmiester herself.
To finish with a quote from Prawn Chunder; "I dedicate this dance move to all you prawn lovers out there and i hope you can share with me, the appreciation of my new found love. Peace out prawns!"